gopher

a rich kid that pretends to be poor to seem cool like all the other druggie kids but actually has a 4.3 gpa and lives in a mansion

ann:
look at that guy shopping at juicy with his girlfriend, look he bought a $5550 shirt
bella:
but why is he so dirty and poor looking?
ann:
because he's a gopher

by iceicebaby12131231 April 29, 2007

fluffy gopher bisquits

A pile of gopher shit...that obviously...are fluffy...like bisquits...but i wouldnt suggest easting them...unless you like that kind of stuff....which is cool with me...but im not a FRICKEN DUMBASS LIKE YOU ARE IF YOU LIKE TO EAT GOPHER SHIT!!!!!!!

ha ha ha.....loser:-D

alright who ate all my fluffy gopher bisquits!?!?!?!?!?!?!

by Godaga Mccalister November 25, 2006

Gopheriotituous

gopheriotituous: word derived from the land of Tewninog meaning cool

"Wow, man! That was really gopheriotituous!"

by Gopher Man October 8, 2008

gophering

A term used for being endlessly distracted while also trying to vehemently convince one's self of not enjoying said distraction and complaining about it, yet being distracted anyway.

Commenter: NO! NO! STOP GOING THE WRONG DAMN WAY! Ugh... there he goes gophering off again.

by Reaperrz April 18, 2017

gooter

that spot between a mans gut and your pecker (relates to the gunt: or fat upper pussy area)

my boyfriend better shave his gooter cause im sick of pubes in my teeth

by chris delucia January 4, 2004

gopher

to go, in the spirit of going dumb. normally used to describe something.

origin: Aaron Hall started using it in 2006 as a bastardized form of goes...the term then spread faster than the clap

a-star: yo myspace name from tech n9ne...that gopher

by Brittnasty The Mad MC December 9, 2006

Gopher Hole

While giving a Cincinnati Bowtie (Tracheotomy Style), the Receiving Participant leans the head backward. Thus allowing the penis to protrude from the mouth. As if it were a Gopher Sticking it’s head out of a Gopher Hole.

The Gopher Hole was originally preformed at McCullough-Hyde Memorial Hospital in Oxford, Ohio but the recipient died of asphyxiation and additional complacations.

by Chuck Dickensmay May 13, 2006