honey goblin

A hoe who is after your money.

This ho is a honey goblin

by dsgakcclgfdsigfuyegbwjkbcjd.w December 20, 2014

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rock goblin

A rock goblin is a more sophisticated term for a crank whore

You can't turn a rock goblin into a housewife.

by Schmitzshuttle September 30, 2016

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Glory Goblin

Any male posing as a female to give men oral sex though a Glory Hole.

David was in disbelief after finding out he was serviced by a Glory Goblin and not a female.

by PMitrano January 15, 2016

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watermelon goblin

A name to describe someone who chows down on watermelon at alarming rates.

It is an insult. If someone takes pride in that name it's probably an unfunny girl that thinks she's funny.

Person 1: You should invite X to your party
Person 2: Oh hell nah! Do you know how much of a watermelon goblin he is?!

by JewishGrandpa July 19, 2019

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A Peen Goblin is someone who absolutely loves penis. They are always looking to horde as much of it as possible. Peen is their true aspiration in life. However they are merely collectors. Can also be a person with an obscene obsession with penis.

"Damn, my homie says he's not gay, but he's such a Peen Goblin."

by GenAtlas123 February 3, 2020

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shitty goblin

Shitty Goblin: To present your unclean anus and buttocks to an unsuspecting partner’s or friend’s face while they are sleeping. Worse than a tea-bagging.

The ‘Shitty Goblin’ derives its name from the real possibility of going blind from a shit infected eye.

Olden times slang from Birmingham, UK (specifically the Jewellery Quarter district).

I awoke to the sight of my boyfriend’s unclean anus and buttocks being thrust towards my face. I had been ‘shitty goblined’ (I.e. shitty go blind).

by BrumHoleSlang June 12, 2020

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