Fluke Goal

An excuse to make you or a group of people feel better about loosing

Joe: that was such a Fluke Goal

John: init
Me: bs

by Jack Reynolds November 24, 2019

Field Goal

When you don’t get to fuck but you get close. Basically you’re not girlfriend boyfriend but your friend girl

Hey bro, did you score a Touchdown with that girl, nah man I only got a field goal

by Iceberg19 November 14, 2020

scrapy goal

Not Bernardo silva goal against Utd

A scrapy goal is not Bernardo silva goal against Utd

by Hdhejdnf sichjf November 6, 2021

Jew goal

An exceptionally shitty way someone gets a goal in hockey

Fucking Jew goal! God damnit

by Steven rain October 10, 2021

olympic goal

A goal scored directly from a corner kick without any other assistance in football(soccer)

Person: did you see the Olympic goal last night?
Perdón 2: yeah it was awesome!

by Rflow5 May 2, 2022

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

Lenger goal

when da mandem score a mad ting

*Man scores goal*

Mandem: jeeeeezzzz fam that was a Lenger goal blud

by Lengerswimming November 22, 2022