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cooch growler

pretty much a dirty saying for women who have a weaponized cooch
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness

sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship

sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
Yah, she's a nice old lady, but she's got a cooch growler still.
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 2, 2025
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The Midnight Growler

The Midnight Growler likes to get drunk and offer oral sex to any female prey.

The Midnight Growler will shit on your lawn and fall asleep on your driveway
Hey look theres The Midnight Growler trying his luck with that Backpacker! Let's hope he doesn't shit on her lawn and fall asleep on the driveway again
by Shane Cartwright June 3, 2018
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Doris Day griller

A person who can't be trusted to grill meat to your desired degree of doneness, for "Whatever Will Be, Will Be".

Some meat pieces may come out too rare, some too done, some just perfect.

Who knows.
- Please tell Bob that I want my steak medium rare.
- Will do, but can't make any promises. He's a Doris Day griller.
by King Kyros July 8, 2022
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