Got a sec?

Three words that asshole middle management office drones use. These eventually lead to job termination.

Office Manager Drone: "Hey Bert. Got a sec?"
Sucker employee: "Sure"
Office Manager Drone: "Let's go to my office."
Sucker employee: "OK."
"Office Manager Drone: "Sorry. We're going to have to let you go. Things just aren't working out."
Sucker employee: "Wow."
Office Manager Drone: "What?
Sucker employee: "You're right. That only took a sec."

by McPerpel McPerpelsen October 17, 2018

got tucks

According to Fucking Derek-

Got tucks means you are good at rolling blunts

Derek told me all the cool kids know what 'got tucks' means but I can't find it anywhere on the Internet. Fucking Derek.

by GotTooHigh July 17, 2014

Got Shit on

The past tense of getting shit on and means that you got totally destroyed by someone

Damn it, I just got shit on

by sexy mama oooooooof March 11, 2021

Got lit

To get high off illegal substances usually through smoking them

Last night me and the mandem got lit, shame you weren’t there!

by Sleepdeprived_phoneaddict June 23, 2020

got knifed

The worst possible way to die in cs:go and the biggest call-out on your horrible talent

Omg dude it was a guy with a nova vs an awper at close range and the dude with the nova got knifed!

by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019

who got it

Would you happen to know an individual to whom I may purchase some narcotics from
Originated in the hood by some nigga tryna get high

Aye bruh who got it?? Marcus got that loud

by Newport n dutch April 25, 2014

Got Jack'd

When you go to Jacks casino, and inevitably lose your most recent pay check.

"Doesn't Laurence still owe you 100 euros?" - Daniel

"no shit, but he got jack'd again. Maybe next month. " - J

by TheWordWizSwagFuck April 30, 2016