giraffe

a tall skinny women, that has a long neck, and very skinny legs.

"Dude that women belongs in the zoo with the rest of the giraffes"

by ojotheshow April 25, 2009

Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack

The description of a really disgusting bagel.

Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.

by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009

baby giraffe syndrome

1) a ficticious man-made attempt at an ego boost.

2) the moment of: "a momentary loss of leg control due to strenuous activity."

Dude 1: "So I was totally banging this chick, and afterwards she asked for more water. So I made her get out of bed to grab some. And, she totally fell over, had no control of her legs..."

Dude 2: "Dude, she has baby giraffe syndrome.

Dude 3: "Dude, I know, it was awesome..."

by Mikey Pow Pow April 14, 2010

fuck the giraffe

Discovering Karma's a bitch.

Man, so it came back and bit you in the ass, well, sometimes you fuck the giraffe, sometimes the giraffe fucks you.

by yiffingpersonals May 24, 2009

Giraffiti

Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Damnit, that hoodlum giraffitied our high school last night! We'll never be able to clean it off!

by [GM]Eagle June 20, 2008

Giraffiti

Graffiti that is far outside the normal reaching distance of pedestrians or traffic.

Hey, look up there, that giraffiti must be 70 feet up!
how theF?!?

by mrpuffandstuff July 19, 2009

Giraffulation

To physically stretch ones neck to make it longer.

That girl doesn't have a neck. She is in desperate need of a giraffulation!

by TroyKev March 5, 2011