Monkey Fucking a Football

well a football is oddly shaped, and a monkey has no opposable thumbs, so stepping back it would be both uncoordinated and funny to watch, but when your the monkey it would be very frustrating

It is like a monkey fucking a football.

Monkey Fucking a Football by MonkeySplash January 27, 2018

fuckin amateur 

Person who fails at something due to trying to do something new, impressions, all the like.

dude matt ass just gutterballed. fuckin amateur.

fuckin amateur by slashz0r January 13, 2010

chase mother fuckin adams 

Rollin swollin.

Chase Mother fuckin adams is rollin swollin.

chase mother fuckin adams by Tcic March 3, 2017

oh you fuckin ass 

When you get so mad at someone or something you begin to rage and yell "oh you fucking asshole", but then the rage consumes your vocal cords and you temporaryilly go mute for a short bit.

Dude, Cory just pulled a oh you fuckin ass! I wonder what Stella did...

oh you fuckin ass by Killerwase September 21, 2017

whipe yourd fuckin arse

When someone is acting out of the norm or questionable

Mom: "Are you high son?"
Son: " whipe yourd fuckin arse"

whipe yourd fuckin arse by Elpadre D Tuhijo January 7, 2019

Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya? 

Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya? A common question, and prompt.

I'll dish up after the show. Show ends, no movement. It pops up, Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya?

Fuckin Well mole, are ya or fuckin aren't ya? by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020

Fucking A 

A short phrase used to show frustration, anger, or irritation.

If my phone died suddenly I may yell, “Fucking A!”

Fucking A by LoudBittWhit May 30, 2025