foul ell

I bad galleon on sea of thieves that cant hit cannon shots

the foul ell could not hit chain shots to save their life

by Krispykactus June 2, 2023

foul wench

sexy bitch A.K.A Lauren

girl be going down*
"damn shawty you a foul wench"

by wanker758233y1491 June 9, 2022

Foul on

To punch someone in the face. Coming from sports terms, which means foul play.

Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"

Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"

Lars: "Get away from me, punk!"

Jamie: "'Punk'?!, homeboy, don't make me foul on you!!!"

by Goldbrier901 September 8, 2010

butt foul

When one tries to enter another's pooper, but does not succeed.

Eric temporarily woke from a dream, announced there had been a butt foul, a huge butt foul, then immediately went back to sleep

by anhelbaby785 April 26, 2016

Freebie Foul

When a friend or buddy rejects your offer or declines a Freebie due to allergies, dislikes or unfamiliarity to the Freebie.

Joe can't drink the Freebie Chai Latte because he doesn't drink milk, he committed a Freebie Foul.

Mary doesn't like Mexican food, she does not want to eat Mexican for lunch even if you tell her I'll buy, she declines, we shall call that a Freebie Foul.

by nme619 September 21, 2016

foul and a miss

A phrase one utters ( in the style of a snooker referee) when hearing a particularly loud trouser cough

Example

Jimmy White: Parp! ( drops guts)

Snooker referee: Foul and a miss. Alex Higgins, four. Now let’s get some windows open, Jimmy has been on the pickled herring and Guinness all weekend.

by Tito Watts November 21, 2021

Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear

"If you 'prepare for the worst' by bringing along extra jackets/gloves, an umbrella, etc., then the skies will be sunny and mild all the time you're 'out 'n' about'. But if you decide to leave all that stuff behind at home and set out on your trip in just your ordinary street-clothes, there'll be a bleepin' MONSOON or HURRICANE!

The morning started out kinda overcast and nippy, so I brought an umbrella, thick hoodie-jacket, and gloves with me when I set out to run some errands around town. Well, naturally, once I got a fair distance from home and thus I didn't wanna traipse all the way back to put everything away again, the sun came out and the day got really warm, and so I was just feverishly lugging all that extra stuff around with me for nothing... classic case of "Murphy's Law of Foul-Weather Gear", I guess.

by QuacksO May 18, 2019