Ghetto Flakes

When you don't have any milk and you put sugar water on your Corn Flakes.

Damn, no milk!! I guess its going to ghetto flakes this morning.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Booty Flakes

A special surprise after you eat dat booty. Mostly when a girl is so autisti that she can't wipe her ass after a shit so you have to eat it for her.

I was eatin dat booty like am nam nam and then I felt booty flakes in my mouth.

by NiggerFaggotSpic123 June 10, 2018

fgalkin

Crazy Russian dude. His Russianness is astounding.

fgalkin, you mad Russian, you drank all the vodka!

by source October 28, 2004

flake-ery

A common term in political campaigns.
It denotes a person's lack of activity, when they have signed up to volunteer, and fail to show up.

Gwendolyn exhibited mad flake-ery by not showing up to door to door canvass, after signing up to do so for 5 straight weeks.

by Little monkey October 14, 2013

flak shark

They are the soldiers that are commanded by the Fearsome Sturgeon General.

We are being attacked by Flak Sharks, Damn you Sturgeo

by Borntokill November 19, 2013

flake master flex

The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.

Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.

2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.

by Timothy Flinsmass May 5, 2018

Flakery

Acts or statements that can be described as a “profile in cowardice.” Moral or ethical equivocation fit under this umbrella. The adjectival form of ‘Flakian’ (see: Flakian).

“Did you see that Senator refuse to do anything close to standing up for his/her previously stated principles? I’m so tired of their Flakery.”

by @PoliticalProletariat November 15, 2018