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Nig Fest

A large, hysteric conglomeration of Niggers, resembling a common scene in such movies as "Tarzan" and "The Cookout".
"Hey Charles, are you going to be attending Jamal's party tomorrow night?" asked James. "No, I hear it's going to be a total nig fest."
by Kenny Karl Kirkland III January 13, 2006
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The Fest

A 3 day festival in Gainesville, Florida where over 200 bands are invited to play in 18+ venues around the town. 40 times better than Warped Tour, 40 times less commercialized.
Person 1: I can't wait to go to the fest!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
by btmindustry July 19, 2009
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Prune Fest

When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.
Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?

Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.

Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!

Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!

Dave: Even better!

Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.
by -Kley- December 9, 2010
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-fest

1.suffix. used to create a noun that indicates an abundance of a particular type of person or activity in a particular place at a given time.
1. This bar sucks. Its a total chochfest.
2. I'd go to the coffee shop, but I know its going to be nothing but a tarkfest
3. sausagefest, a personal favorite.
by chaos lloyd March 2, 2005
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manidest festiny

social theory of dyslexic spoonerism which holds that anything in my line of sight to the point that it falls off the flat earth is tine for the making; that any indigenous peoples, tall grass prairies, pristine aquifers or ancient wind and water wrought rock formations can be converted to big box retail or hydro-electric power plants.

a core principle of manidest festiny is the company store.
oh, the noise and multitudes of men. would that i had gone to the great spirit before manidest festiny made wamlart and doulder bam of my sacred ground.
by lexicali slim September 20, 2009
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dead 90 fest

when you are at a party with a ton of males, where each one has a dead 90.
1.) hopefully some bitches will come to this house to chill, i'm sick of this dead 90 fest.

2.) Eww, yesterday pags invited me to his house, i'm not going cuz it will be a dead 90 fest fo sho
by Charleston Rupert Smith III January 15, 2006
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Austin City Limits Music Festival

The best fucking music festival in the WORLD!!! Located in Austin, Texas (the best city ever and the live music capitol of the world) every September or October. Since its start, ACL has hosted many bands: Coldplay, The Strokes, Muse, Phish, Vampire Weekend, Jack Johnson, deadmau5, Pheonix, Kings of Leon, Dave Matthews Band, Pearl Jam, and many many more!
Guy 1: Dude im going to Austin City Limits Music Festival this year!!

Guy 2:You are so lucky...

Guy 1: I know! its gonna be kickass!

Guy 2: Don't talk to me about it. The pain of not going is too much.
by Stan Kyle Kenny Cartman April 21, 2011
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