Michael Felix

A male who is very concieded! He likes to look at himself alot in mirrors! shaves his armpits and eye brows. Also shits on the back of toilet seats and lickes it off

did you see that guy with no armpit hair?? ..hes a Michael Felix.

by charliespoopy October 21, 2012

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Pulling a felix

When you become a gay furry, that draws furry porn and sells roblox exploits to pay for his CSGO gambling habits.

also you smoke pot and can't drive yet because they refuse to get their licences.

Black people sometimes pull a felix, after watching too much naurato.

yo, He Pulled a felix!!!!

He's Pulling a felix

by penislciker July 16, 2017

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When doing a girl from the back, wait until you're getting ready to "take care of business." Then reach around her face, making pinchers with your pointer finger and thumb. Accompany that with an "nigh nigh nigh" self-made lobster sound. Then when she turns around like "What the fuck" you "take care of business" all over her.

Juvenile 1: "Last night I was with my girl and I pulled the Lobster Felix on her"
Juvenile 2: "Jeah Booooyyyyyyy!"

by TANG451 December 27, 2004

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Felix Kjellberg

A famous philosopher, he raised over 100 k and donated it to blm. He also have some famous lookalikes: pewdiepie, Poppy Harlow, Poppy Smoria etc.

"Do you know who Felix Kjellberg is?"
"Yeah the philosopher"

by floorgangAOOH June 12, 2020

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dirty Felix

When a man called Felix sucks and licks your ass after you took a big dump. It fells like you get fucked in the ass, but you dont. The most important thing during dirty Felix is to listen to the Mia Khalifa song, Because Felix likes it!

Yesterday i did the dirty Felix with Julian

by bigdump April 26, 2020

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