The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.

Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.

by duckboy416 October 29, 2017

fee blind

A person who orders take out from an app (ie DoorDash, instacart, instaeats, etc) without realizing that there are fees that the company screws you with including the hidden ones where they inflate the food prices.

Sandrita had a craving for Panda Express and wanted it delivered for ease and comfort but was fee blind to the fact that the kung pao chicken costs extra and that there’s delivery fees hidden in the food despite them saying “Free Delivery”

by Bojizzle2 February 13, 2024

Waste Fee

a charge by someone for someone else wasting there time

I'm going to charge you a 5% waste fee for wasting my fucking time

by gcskyway August 2, 2025

Fee’s

A group of bad bitches.

This party wack as fuck man where the Fee’s at ???

by bryguy0212 October 13, 2020

Fee

adjective

to describe a toxic relationship where the man has way too much pride, not that good-looking, treats girlfriend like second choice and texts/talks to other girls the way he talks to his girlfriend.

"Hey, I'm in a Fee relationship" "You gotta get out of that Fee relationship, it's not good for you"

by da souf September 13, 2020

Fee

A roach

Big Fee

by People83638292 January 26, 2023

School Fees

Learning something the hard way, in that you had to pay to learn it.

Dude gives warning: "Be careful of that bird man, she seems like the type that just wants to take half your shit. "

Other dude responds: "It's ok, I've got the School Fees from my divorce, I can handle her"

by Lithium1817 July 24, 2025