Flesh Surfer

A Flesh Surfer is someone with a fetish for the 'larger' members of the opposite sex. The idea being that you have to slap a leg and catch the first wave in. Beginner Flesh Surfers should be advised to stay between the flags.

"Hey Alex, That's the 5th big'un in a row. Your a professional Flesh Surfer"

by Doc Hero March 28, 2009

flesh cavern

A large spacious vagina. Usually worn by women who have multiple children. Or very large dildos.

Jeremy, last night I get lost in that flesh cavern. I was spelunking that cave.

by A/V Dude February 22, 2014

flesh mullet

A roll of flesh at the back of someone's brush cut.

His flesh mullet undulated as he spoke.

by I got no pants April 23, 2003

Flesh Pancaking

v. The movement of the large flattened breasts of a particular female in two similar elliptical paths. Caused by the significant thrusting force of another.

I was banging her so hard she was Flesh Pancaking!

by RedDan69 January 26, 2011

Flesh Jousting

A description of sexual contact of any kind

She's alright, wouldn't mind doing a bit of flesh jousting with her

by Seb Squires August 7, 2011

Flesh Whistle

The sound made when a hair lip (male or female) looses suction while performing a vicious blow job.

Did you hear the roaring flesh whistle Joaquin Phoenix released while performing oral pleasures on Daniel Tosh? It was epic...

by LittleCizile January 5, 2012

flesh capacitor

A slutty person (male or female), able to accept lots of "flesh", in other terms, can contain lots of penis both simultaneously and sequentially.

"That chick had three dudes in her at the same time. She's quite the flesh capacitor."

"That man has a train run on him every night. Talk about a flesh capacitor."

by CoMo Norseman September 14, 2008