Duncan

It’s a shit school that’s all it’s crusty and nasty and the staff there are gay
Duncan bathrooms are nasty
by Carotid September 12, 2021
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Likes toes. And blondes. And toes attached to blondes.
Duncan: hi I’m Duncan and I like toes.
by Tristanhubbard69 November 23, 2021
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Duncan: I am god.
by Malouious November 23, 2021
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A very funny and handsome boy who makes cracking jokes on the internet and is mates with Kate Beckinsale (from the movies)
Mate 1: Have you seen Duncan's new post?

Mate 2: The one about the punk rock banana covering himself in honey and rolling around in gorilla fur, only to be eaten by a gorilla with cannibalistic urges who thought he was a little tiny gorilla?

Mate 1: no that was someone else I think

Mate 2: oh
by Michael too groovy November 24, 2021
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Duncan is the coolest guy ever.

His name also reminds me of the donut chain :D

I need to grab me a donut sometime this weekend....
Duncan Donuts!

I can't wait to talk with Duncan and eat donuts together!

Duncan deez nutz!
by aalwa January 14, 2022
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A weeb that denies his existence, while simultaneously simping for Japanese women.
"Dan, don't be a Duncan. You promised to play D&D with us."
"Bro, anime isn't that cool. Don't be a Duncan."
"Fuck that guy. He's a total Duncan."
"I'm sure that Duncan likes his sangria with White Claw."
by Jokesarecool123 April 21, 2021
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He is really annoying, ugly, BIG FAT NERD, and he is not even girl crazy he is really just ugh
I dont think you would veer want to be friends with a guy name duncan as in duncan donuts haha
by elanie ooof November 04, 2020
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