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Homie discount

Yeah they yah homie but you gotta make a living too, bussiness is bussiness.. there is no homie discount.
"Aye I'm yah boy, lemme get the homie discount."
"The homie discount is me allowing you to enjoy my bussiness/product without issue."
by YourLocalTattooArtist April 20, 2025
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eso discount

1. The act of hitting a lick at the store, usually in Newmarket, Auckland. Individuals using the eso discount may experience low levels of remorse because they descend from a long line of fuck-ups or straightened circumstances.

2. To unlawfully remove from a place of business.
"g are we paying for this?"
"hala g, eso discount"
by eso_merchant May 5, 2025
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Donut Discount

The act of aggressively negotiating a lower price despite being fully able (and willing) to pay full price — purely for the thrill of the deal.

Synonyms: deal gremlin, bargain flex, coupon warrior, The Nickel Squeeze, Deal Dopamine
The neighbor girl only charging $1 for lemonade, but I talked her down to .25 and went full Donut Discount — just to unlock a NEW Achievement: Tiny Tyrant & Lemonade Legend

Usage note: Not about saving money — it’s about winning and mastering your ability.
by Jagreasey February 15, 2026
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Gay Discount

The queer discount or gay discount is an unofficial discount occasionally given to queer individuals by another member of the LGBTQ+ community. Often the queer cashier will “forget” to ring up an item, or ring up a discount or cheaper item. It is best practice to make sure this is not a genuine mistake however, and double check the price and the items with the cashier before leaving.
When the cashier recognized I was gay too, I got a gay discount on those art supplies! They “forgot” to ring up my paints!”

What’s the gay discount?”

“It’s when a queer cashier recognizes another queer person, and gives them a discount on what they’re getting, purely because they like their vibes!”

“ That’s so cool!”
by Charnelgrin July 10, 2025
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the family discount

when one family member sells a certain product to another family member for a cheaper price than the product is actually worth
Stephen who was in dire need of some medication to help assist his special scholastic needs, and i mean special scholastic needs, decided to seek out his family member Matthew for a very special family discount. Upon meeting up with Matthew, Stephen was able to purchase 5 dollar pills for a whopping discount of 1 dollar, due to the fact that this was a family transaction and a result of the family discount. Unfortunately the pills were unable to assist special Stephen for his special academic needs.
by the glazed brownie master April 27, 2010
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Craft store discount

When a person ejaculates onto another and then dumps glitter onto them
He said he wanted a glitter beard, so I gave him a craft store discount
by ohnothatwasntme July 5, 2016
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Funko Frotteur Discount

The practice of giving a price cut on a Funko character doll that has been taken out of the box and extensively handled and or has come into contact with a penis.
"You have a nice Funko collection!"
"Thank you, my grandpa didn't wear pants in the store and so I got the Funko Frotteur Discount on these three."
by neuropathica October 16, 2016
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