Dante x Bongbong

Dante x Bongbong is based around Dante Zelby's obsession with Bongbong, he only thinks of her, he wants her, he craves her, actually fuck it he NEEDS her.

Dante: "BONGBONG STOP RUNNING FROM ME I LOVE YOU"
Bongbong: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Scarlett: "You shouldn't have done that, Dante x Bongbong btw"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante x Steam

Dante Zelby's attraction for Steam Powered is huge!

Dante: "Dante x Steam is real guys, I LOVE STEAM!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO GAMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Steam: "Dude are you ok"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante x Susamaru

Dante x Susamaru... don't I ever get tired of adding those? Yes, I do, the ship between Dante and Susamaru... I'm yawning as I type this exact type of thing for the 100000th time, just read bro.

Dante x Susamaru, yet another ship ok

Dante: "I love Susamaru"
Susamaru: "I love you Dante let's makeout!!"
???: "..Dante x Susamaru, what else do I say?"

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante x Koakuma

Scarlett died, and Mou(Old Scarlett) came back to continue writing, Dante x Koakuma, the majestic ship between an literal demon and a... cool guy.

Dante x Koakuma... how does one not get tired of doing this?

Koakuma: "I LOVE YOU DANTE KISS MY DEMONIC ASS LIPS NOW"
Dante: "YES I WILL MWAH MWAHWM HWAMWHA"
???: "what the fuck"
??? died and ?? took place.
??: "Oh, Dante x Koakuma."

by ScarlettDoomsday December 19, 2025

Dante

A massive douchebag. A hot boy with really cute and attractive features and a hot voice, but will most likely end up cheating on you and telling you that he was talking to other girls behind your back the entire time. The worst personality on earth. Will always respond dry and most likely leave you on delivered for weeks even while in a relationship.

person1: Damn that Dante boy is cute asf

person2:hm yea, but he has the worst personality on the planet.

person1:you're right nevermind

by alissia is big LFMAOA June 29, 2021