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Skirt-Dodger

(noun)
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.

-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
by ahundredovens July 25, 2023
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Artful Dodger

A crafty person who commits minor crimes or behaves in a rather unscrupulous manner or one who deftly evades obstacles, pursuers, inconveniences, or other difficulties.
Did you see how skilfully he pickpocketed that rich gentleman?
Yeah, what an Artful Dodger
by JAMDELO July 23, 2022
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rocket dodger

Billy Katsibaros when he plays halo; one who dodges rockets in halo with unimaginable skill.
no! shit! you fucking rocket dodger! The damn rocket was only 4 feet away! WHAT THE FUCK?!
by billy katsibaors July 22, 2004
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Dodger

verb - when you show up to a work meeting wasted and decide that this is your moment to be the most extraverted person in the room.
"Hey man, I've got 12 beers I need to get rid of before we do our financial report!"
"Cool, let's Dodger that meeting!"
by Sticky McWhipit February 9, 2022
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Dodger federer

Whenever someone is a god at dodging skillshots in any online game, preferablyLeague of Legends
Damn Ezreal dodged my hook again.
I guess he is Dodger Federer
by lil yeetus January 21, 2019
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triple dog dodger

when (generally) two guys and one girl get together for a Threesome™ , with the female sandwiched in the middle, 1 male lying on his back and one male lying on top of the girl on his stomach. the bottom male takes the ass and neck and the top male takes . everything else
me: dude,, that dream i had last night was so weird,, i almost had a triple dog dodger with frank and gerard
person: no way!
by silentinletrees April 23, 2018
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