kidney destroyer

A weapon designed by the government (fake btw) to obliterate kidneys leaving nothing but mush

person 1: oh boy what a nice day!
person 2: *fires kidney destroyer*
person 1: nooo! my kidneys

by gaggliewagglie March 31, 2024

Tripe destroyer

when you destroy her insides from intercourse

I destroyed her tripes last night that’s why she calls me the tripe destroyer

by Chieflonghorn February 28, 2022

Black destroyer

A 17 inch black destroyer dildo, a mutli functional piece of equipment used for many things such as anal, phone holder, cooking, something to beat your children with and most importantly for pain.

Reece:Damn have you seen my Black destroyer?

Rowan: I had to try it out,it left me gaping

by THYT November 18, 2020

destroyer of friendship

That one fucking custom uno card where everyone but the person who placed it draws 10 FUCKING CARDS

Friend 1:draws card *giggle*
Friend 2: what?
Me: Oh shit
Me: OH FUCK
Friend 1: places destroyer of friendship
Everyone: FUCK YOU

by HOLY FUCK IT'S NINJESUS December 9, 2019

Lor Lor the destroyer

A horrible beast that once was a hot badass bitch, but someone fucked up and now shes out to destroy the world

i.e. Godzilla with a pussy

Don't leave your house tonight Lor Lor the destroyer is on the move

by staggg February 9, 2015

Buffet Destroyer

A fat fuck that is capable of destroying an entire buffet by eating all the food.

Sam A.K.A. Buffet Destroyer

Try not to destroy this Buffet alright?

by Autt01 February 28, 2021

dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025