wet darren

Shaking the piss drips off of your cock on to a sleeping friends face.

Shushh he's sleeping give him a wet darren.

by Fatballbag February 21, 2025

A Darren

a man who is judgy and eats other people's food

"what do you mean you only got a 97%, why couldn't you get a 100?"

- A Darren

by "Random person yk" February 4, 2023

Darren

the definition of a BOT

wow that guys the worst, hes such a DARREN

by Fresh LW May 6, 2019

Darren

A local gypsy with 3 rotten teeth and a hobbies consisting of shagging muffin top dayna and ramming JCB’s into ATM’s

That gypsy no teeth looks like a Darren

by Bobby grayzy November 23, 2021

Darren

A Boston based bartender residing in Quincy who could suck a basketball out of a straw.

“Did you hit up Cathedreal last night?”

“Ya, I was late for church. I saw Darren and he sucked me drier than the Sahara and I fainted from dehydration.”

by DonnyBrasco69 May 1, 2022

Darren waddle

umm he's a pretty weird guy, but he will beat you up with his jujutsu

Darren waddle more like HES GONNA BEAT YOU UP

by Todobeggins October 1, 2021

Darren

v. to darren, darrening, darrened
The act of aggressively eating without sharing and no concern for personal safety or others hunger.

"I just Darrened that tray of tots in front of all the children. "
"Didn't you feel bad for the children? "
"No just sick to my stomach."

by wowdasnice June 7, 2022