Darren

Cock bigger then a Bulgarian weight lifters arms loves to dip the old badger in many honey pots at once.

Will one day end up making antique trains in his mum's basement when his penis falls off due to his crazy ex wife catching him screwing the dog again

Darren a horny boy

by El douche November 21, 2021

Darren

Motherfucker and really badass,selfish and ugly

U are such a Darren

by Unown owo November 21, 2021

Darrens law

An opinion that supercedes facts or rules.

The rule book states that play should be allowed. Yes, but according to Darrens Law, it doesn't matter.

by T-man930 September 29, 2021

Darren waddle

umm he's a pretty weird guy, but he will beat you up with his jujutsu

Darren waddle more like HES GONNA BEAT YOU UP

by Todobeggins October 1, 2021

Darren Spreadbury

Literal god. More knowledgeable and wise than anyone in the universe.

Nobody is on the level of Darren Spreadbury.

by KVDT17 July 29, 2021

jabbing a Darren

the physical act of smoking a cigarette outside your work place, making sure you look cool the whole time.

Guy 1:hey Brock.
Guy 2: hey Grizz.
Guy 1: how was work?
Guy 2: good and you? any Lizards?
Guy 1: I was outside jabbing a Darren and met one Lizard who knew how to have a good time.
Guy 2: Sick!

by Big Grizzly October 1, 2012

Darren Criss Fan

just the smartest people ever. that's all

that girl is a big "Darren Criss Fan" she's so cool

by nies October 28, 2018