The cynicism

But that's the excuse you'll use to not give me the credit I deserve.

Hym "The cynicism? That seems to be your excuse innit?"

by Hym Iam February 8, 2024

Stop being so cynical

No... No. You eat a dick.

Hym "Eat a bag of them actually. I will stop being so cynical the day AFTER you drink a gallon of bleach... When you take a zucchini... Drill some holes in to make a flute... And shove the zucchini-flute... Up your ass... And play me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'... I will then stop being so cynical... That will be the day my cynicism stops... If your bring me... Destiny's Ex-Wife... And give her to me as property... I will stop... If you can get... Chris... To eat a sandwich bag full of you pubes... I will laugh... And you can choose one of those other things... To make me stop being cynical..."

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Conical Comical

A really stupid pun. Originally comes from a really bad joke about coffee cups.

Make like a tree and leave.

by Krista S. July 27, 2005

conicrament

A mixture of a conundrum and a predicament. Useful for when you don't know which one to choose.

Person 1: Help, I'm stuck in this hole! And the only ledges to grab onto are covered in snakes!

Person 2: Wow, that is quite the conicrament you're in!

by TH23245 April 18, 2008

Canick

A Canadian-Mexican. (AKA Spinook)

On my trip to Ottawa I was mugged by a friendly Canick named Todd Hernandez-Rodriguez-Velasquez...

by Jason Pe May 9, 2008

Cynocefali

a one man wolf pack that hangs with other lone wolves, mainly in the desert of las vegas, searching for strippers and cocaine. when faced with danger he will pound a bottle of booze and rock p.c.p so he can roll like a tank.

dont fuck with the Cynocefali

by Cynocefali November 22, 2011

cuniculiculture

the result of a shit load of rabbit fucking...

Piment: «What's that smell?»
Moogli: «sorry, yesterday we had a cuniculiculture in here»

by Moogli October 20, 2015