The absolute most unhinged person in the world. However, while he cannot go two minutes without saying something foul, he is loyal as fuck.
Curtis touches himself to my little pony porn.
by D3M0NCH1LD May 12, 2025
Get the Curtismug. The best thing a man can do for his woman...or anyone in a sexual relationship that feels the need to probe further into their relationship
by Terz June 7, 2003
Get the Tangy Curtismug. by poopystinky3434 January 29, 2024
Get the Jennifer Curtismug. The superior to Curtis. Tends to be less of a self absorbed butthead. Other Curtis variations write their own definition and spam pages with fake 5 star reviews. What a bunch of fakers. Any one unfortunate enough to have obtained a Curtis in their lives should look into trading him in for a less tall blonde and annoying Curtys.
by Not Lauryn December 26, 2019
Get the Curtysmug. by Curtis oppong December 3, 2021
Get the Curtismug. A really fit, hot, sexy and goofy man. His scrumptious giggles make your insides bubble with joy and his secretive side just makes him so much more seductive. You would sometimes find yourself at 3:33am watching his TikTok’s on repeat as he snorting laughter enters your ears. His TikTok’s are like an addiction and if you’re not careful, you too will be snorting away and become an AndyCurtis
by CletusAndrewWolseyPJ January 19, 2022
Get the Andrew Curtismug. A CP enthusiast and lover of fingering A minor. A person of this name can be described as a top tier gooner, and usually holds a rank within the top 10 globally in ranked jerkmate lobbies. This person also has a deep love for physics and the intricacies and intertwining theories behind indian flickermunting and other applications of cock and ball tomfoolery.
Look at that retard over there, he just spilt coffee on his book and then tore the entire thing in half. He's such a Curtis Bridge
by fj1607 January 31, 2025
Get the Curtis Bridgemug.