crystal crunch

to physically induce a knarly head blow "donkey punch" right at the point of total extacy while ROLLIN A FATTEY puddle of the finest meth.

that bitch was goin to town on my shit, and right when i blew it down her throat i gave that slut the CRYSTAL CRUNCH!!

by Jenn Jen and Just-in-Case April 27, 2006

Nookie Crunch

When a couple screw so hard, the males penis breaks and implodes

"Did you hear about Scott and his woman? Fucked her so hard there was nookie crunch."

by Get yer wab out October 9, 2009

credit crunch

A high-fiber breakfast cereal eaten mainly by hedge fund speculators and derivatives traders. It's the real breakfast of champions.

I've just had a bowl of credit crunch - now I can sell short all day without stopping to eat!

by honkhiam April 28, 2010

Fairy Crunch

A magical fairy who enjoys giving her teddy bear a load of BS.

Fairy Crunch: Hello, teddy.
Teddy: Hello fairy how are- OH MY GOD!

by Nico Usami June 9, 2011

gnarley crunched

The hippie way of referring to being high as a result of weed.

I'm gnarley crunched outta my mind!

by von Wchinitz June 16, 2008

Cum crunch

The spot of dried cum on the cloth used to clean up your orgasm.

This is some nasty Cum crunch

by Bony McGee May 12, 2014

Bunny-crunching

When one has the habit of crushing those golden hollow Lindt Gold Bunnies, whenever one sees a display of the crazy expensive critters. By simply pushing your thumbs into them, they implode really nicely.

Whenever Sheryl sees a display of those bunnies, she insists on bunny-crunching at least one or two.

by Gerardb63 May 20, 2014