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Barstool Cramp

When you sit at the bar to long and it hurts to stand up
You ready to go to the next bar? Yeah let's go! I can barely walk I got a barstool cramp from sitting here for 4 hours watching the game
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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Crump Cramps

When you crump so much that the crump factory starts to burn and stretch
I ate a lot of taco bell and now I have crump cramps
by Grandpa Olives February 8, 2023
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jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.
Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation
by Pirotek March 19, 2017
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unscheduled shit cramp

A shit cramp that comes from out of nowhere at a very inconvenient time and place!!!
"Hey Ted I'll be right back, I have to take care of an unscheduled shit cramp!!!"
by LillDaryl September 6, 2023
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Cramps

Something that happens when a woman or female is bleeding through their private area and has TONS of cramps,and they say women are weak.
Female 1:FUCK MY PERIOD STARTED.
Female 2:THE CRAMPS-
by A pansexual goth September 20, 2020
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Cramp

A follower of the devil of Christmas Krampus. But the downsyndrome version.
I am a cramp
by CrampLover123 September 5, 2018
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Cramp

Hayden Lane AKA H AKA rev
You are really being a cramp right now.
by Morgy May 14, 2022
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