cotton soldier

A weak, unreliable recruit. A coward or turncoat. Someone who won’t have your back when you need it.

“Bruh, Nick said he had my back in that bar fight, but he ran as soon as it started.”

“What do you expect? Nick’s a soft ass cotton soldier.”

by JesusChryslerDotCom June 28, 2019

cotton pocket

Cotton pocket aka belly button

Pulled up her shirt and her cotton pocket was full

by Business front, party back March 13, 2020

coochie cotton

pads/tampons for girls when its their time of the month.

Hey, you got any coochie cotton?

by snug as a bug in a rug September 24, 2020

swallowing cotton

When you get a deepthroat blowjob and you keep your underwear totally on. As you climax you yell swallow that cotton and you cum thro your underwear and cockhold. And you let your cum filter thro like a slow drip.

Lastnight i had this chick totally swallowing cotton. I jizzed so hard i felt it sprayed thro the cotton like filtering coffee. Theres no better feeling!

by Sausagehole April 13, 2019

auto cotton

When the bastard we know as "auto correct" tries to hide its identity.

My auto cotton thinks its being slick.

by Bouncy ball extraordinaire February 11, 2014

Cotton Activist

Someone who wears a t-shirt for for a cause, but does nothing further to support that cause, and knows little about it.

He's wearing a Greenpeace shirt but he's never even donated to Greenpeace! He's a cotton activist.

by stinkydinker February 12, 2018

caught in cotton

Not wanting to be informal. When a woman and a man get together, if they have sex the woman would want to be wearing a lacy, silk thong, not cotton granny panties.

Two men are waiting in line for a job interview.
Man 1: Wow that's a nice suit!
Man 2: Sure is! I wanted to make a good impression, not get caught in cotton.

by Snazzy Suit Man June 9, 2011