Coochi Hair

Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)

Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-

by MiaxAneesa June 07, 2019

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Roachy Coochie

In reference to a woman's vagina so incredibly disgusting that it seems like roaches could come out of it at any time.

Ryan: "Dude, this girl I matched with on Tinder had a total roachy coochie. That shit was disgussin man."
Bill: "Damn man, that shit is nasty as hell. I'd still hit it though."

by Mike Ooch December 22, 2022

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coochie corn

It's when yo coochie got flakes and when you ich it flakes fall

Bitch that's why yo momma got coochie corn, stank ass BITCH

by Kitty fuck you January 24, 2018

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Coochie tickler

A rod with a feather on the tip to penetrate or tickle the cooch.

I got bored last night so i used my Mom’s coochie tickler

by Lazycoffee July 31, 2019

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Meaningful Coochie

When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.

Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.

Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself

some Meaningful Coochie.

by coochiebegouch69 February 18, 2019

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