When your friend asks why your single. You tell them you're looking for Meaningful Coochie. The type of coochie that won't flake, ghost you, or leave you with Tinder Balls. Similar to Tinder Tart, only this time you got first date off seeing her irl.
Friend 1: Hey man why the fuck do I keep getting fucked over? All this Coochie is nice but I can't settle.
Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself
some Meaningful Coochie.
Friend 2: I don't know man, find yourself
some Meaningful Coochie.
by coochiebegouch69 February 18, 2019
Get the Meaningful Coochiemug. 1. A thick white liquid that comes from the vagina
2. A lemonade company called coochie splatter lemonade
2. A lemonade company called coochie splatter lemonade
by Macadarypaboy9 April 23, 2019
Get the Coochie splattermug. A girl is talking with a new guy and hoping to score (or get a date.) Another female comes up getting in your way and possibly blocking your chance with the guy. She is "Coochie Blocking" you.
by Ms D October 22, 2010
Get the Coochie Blockingmug. by spookycoochie October 5, 2018
Get the spooky coochiemug. by coochiemaster December 12, 2018
Get the coochie buttmug. by Troglodyte1 January 21, 2022
Get the Coochie Curdsmug. Short, Thin or Thick Hair
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)
Used as a Roast to define those who have Short, ugly, thin hair.
(no racism)
Girl on the internet: Girl you ugly asf
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-
Me: And? You got coochi hair so you cover that up with weave, stahp it-
by MiaxAneesa June 7, 2019
Get the Coochi Hairmug.