coach L

A blick peice of shit that bumlicks certain people the LIGHTSKINS he even has each appointment when he licks their bum hole and suck there willies. And yes this guy is suppressingly gay with his expired headshape and dead trim

LICKING A LIGHTSKINS BUMHOLE AND HATING ON BLACK PEOPLE WHEN YOUR BLACK YOURSELF THATS A COACH L

by RAINES FOUNDATION May 7, 2018

Coach Myers

Supercool baseball coach and teacher that gives you money for water bottles

Coach Myers is awsome

by Zrhyne06 August 26, 2021

Coach Stumon

The ultimate dance move that a dad uses to disappear. The Coach Stumon Move is such a hard dance move that only men can dance it with ought messing up.

Your friend: Look your dad just pulled a coach Stumon!
You: Dad?

by Coach Stumon September 26, 2019

Coach Joyce

A fat fuck how has no life and bullies and rapes kid for the CURRAHE way.

Coach Joyce gets his bear claws and rapes me

by i eat penis as a snack October 2, 2019

coach tony

Coach Tony may be the sexiest man alive. He is a pro golfer who is proud of both of his kids, his oldest one especially because he plays and starts on varsity basketball. He is only adressed as coach because of his dominance and if you ever call him by just tony he will assert 100% power and have more control than thanos and blow up the entire multi-verse. In his prime he was 3 feet 26 inches tall and 220lbs all muscle, all varsity sports. Everyone wishes he were their dad.

Damn have you seen coach tony?? His 6’2, 240 bod is lookin sexy!

by Honey nut on ur mom February 6, 2019

head coach

i) A yes man
ii) A patsy

iii) A puppet
vulgar

iv) a stepmom giving advice to her step daughter.

Oh, I see that lovely portly retail magnate Michael Ashley has installed Steve Bruce as head coach

vulgar

Hi mom my boyfriend is coming round tonight and I don’t know what to do. Will you be my head coach?

by Marjorie Osborne July 17, 2019

coach cartering

A verb used to define the act of deep contemplation while listening to Citizen Cope and playing with a basketball alone in a highschool gymnasium

Guy 1: "Dude, have you seen Mike lately?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I hear he's been coach cartering a lot"

Guy 1: "Damn..."

by jipuktuk June 1, 2013