Named after the famous sausage chef. Cox was known for roasting an incredibly thick sausage in a short period of time whilst still maintaining the shaft girth and stiffness. This legend was believed to be the best across all the land. Cox was an absolute craftsman. The scoundrel was soo fuckin badass they named a drink after the man. The drink is a stiff one..and it goes by the name of "Scotch on tha Cox". I cannot tell you how its made or what it contains because I would have to kill you but the small lady still makes them at Zone and they are ill. Cheerio!
Whiskey on tha Cox "I sure am feeling a Cox on tha Rox deep inside my mansoul tonight my good lad,, I pray to lord Capriati that Rude-e will allow me a drink ticket for one and me mate "
by m jay December 4, 2016

The definition of terrible ass driver. He also drives The last name says it all
Relations:
Father - Mike Cox
Mother- Sharon Cox
Brother: Harry Cox
etc.
Relations:
Father - Mike Cox
Mother- Sharon Cox
Brother: Harry Cox
etc.
by horsegirl69houndpoundthebest October 18, 2021

This school is filled with a bunch of no good son of a guns, and wannabe playas. They have vending machines that sell AK47s. I don't know who thinks this is appropriate in a high school. The teachers are scared of birds and make a desk pop every 15 minutes. WTF! But, if I were to rate the school, I would give it a perfect ten out of ten. Best burgers in the 757 and the best variety of illegal substances. HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS FOR YOUR KIDS
Guy 1: Yo you went to Cox High School? What was your favorite drug?
Guy 2: OMG hail to the yeah man. Love me some good black tar heroin from Cox.
Guy 2: OMG hail to the yeah man. Love me some good black tar heroin from Cox.
by MyStickyWetAlmonds69 May 3, 2019

When someone says Cox Is A Ox they are reforming to a skinny ass kid about 125 pounds hot as fuck and has a huge knee slapper that has retard straight. Cox is a Ox is just easy and faster to say that skinny ass kid has a full blown cock that has retard straight. If you are Cox that is a Ox I may just suffer from one small problem... you can’t say your R’s. Like they can’t say roller coaster, or four. But they are fanatic at saying nigger though. Every Cox is a Ox gets all the hoes.
by CoxCocks May 16, 2018

The lamest person at Carrboro high school. He plays lacrosse but he is really bad and he also has no friends. Nicknames include Money Mase, Mista Six, and Coxy.
by danieljgerhardt May 14, 2019
