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momentary clowning-around license

Humorous term to refer to da one-to-ten-second "allowance-window" for performing goofy antics dat is implied to be granted to you as a "reward" or "consolation" if a certain type of minorly-distressing event unexpectedly befalls you, such as if you get accidentally bonked on da head with a rake-handle or 2X4, and thus you are "permitted" to make a huge buffoonish show of wobblingly staggering about for a moment or two, as if you've been knocked partially unconscious.
Another type of momentary clowning-around license might be if there is a sudden loud noise nearby dat presumably would allow you to raucously respond in kind --- for example, if a passing car toots its horn for no apparent reason, you then briefly have "implied permission" to shut your eyes tightly and bellow, "HAWNK!!" in "reply" to said unexpected auditory interruption.
by QuacksO December 19, 2022
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Reticle closing speed test

In a bit, I need to finish a reticle closing speed test cause I am gay.
by Madcircle70 November 21, 2023
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curtain closing

getting arrested and then dating that officer
Lil Wayne's titular track "Mrs. Officer" embodies the concept of curtain closing as he recounts being pulled over by a female police officer and then having sex with her in the back of her cruiser.
by delilahjones June 20, 2025
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ice cream coning

When one person licks around the upper thigh of another person as if they are licking an ice cream cone
Dude, I met a girl on Tinder last night who was into ice cream coning me.
by Salty Legs October 21, 2017
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