claire

1. a beautiful, young woman who takes pride in her good morals.
2. a stupid, blonde whore.
3. fatass

1. yeah, i am going out with claire.
2. wow, shes so claire. she hooked up with my best friends boyfriend.
3. man that girl eats like a claire.

by qwertyuuioppp July 16, 2008

claire

1. (v) to needlessly kill a joke.
2. (v) to make a joke completely devoid of humor.

Person A: How does a cat named Ozzy always feel? Cozy!
Person B: That doesn't even make any sense. You really claired that joke.

by jpsa April 25, 2017

claire

claires are people that are so annoying and if you are friends with a claire you need to tell her to shutup and ditch her.

person #1-duude sally is sooo nice
person #2-yeah but her best friend is so annoying. shes such a claire.

by I HATE CLUUUURS July 4, 2008

claire

The ultimate word and or name to describe, Selfishness, Ungratefulness and annoyance.
Also this word means takin the biscuit

Claire: can you look after my kid for like three weeks cos i can't be arsed

Person: erm no, i have a life ya know

by Random Is My Style September 10, 2008

claire

usually used to definine something commonly found in the toilet, a claire is a type of dung common to the homosapien species and is usually that more slangly reffered to as 'the run's' or 'sloppy poo' a.k.a diarrhea

child: mum i don't feel too good...
mother: do you have a stomach ache?
child: yes... i just did a claire in the loo... it stunk!!!
mother: i'll get you some medicine!

by theWikipediaDictionary.. August 2, 2008

claire

A huge slut who chats up every guy she see's, A Claire will act innocent but deep down she's a true whore.

Hey, that girl over there is a real Claire.

by sauceboss13 July 23, 2011

claire

really annoying and the snarkiest bitch around

god she is such a claire

by bigmac103 November 24, 2010