by Cotton eye joe2 August 8, 2018
Get the Carlosmug. by always shit talking April 5, 2016
Get the Carlosmug. by sniffass December 24, 2021
Get the Carlosmug. Carlos is that kid at school who thinks soccer is football and most likely the guy who will be a virgin in his 50's.
Although he can be a 2 by 4 he can still sweep and thats what counts.
Although he can be a 2 by 4 he can still sweep and thats what counts.
Girl: hey who is that guy playing soccer?
Friend: thats Carlos and he prefers if u call it football...
Friend: thats Carlos and he prefers if u call it football...
by 5 cent street whore April 1, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. A mexican that is a drug dealer,work in the tomatoes filed ,weird,funny,awesome,and make white people mexican food
by Mexican drug dealer May 1, 2018
Get the Carlosmug. Carlos is a Mexican Crackhead who smokes and do other drugs all the time he pretty much likes taking showers in rivers and sewer’ he has a cock about the size of a turtle he can sometimes smell like tacos or Valentina sauce but Carlos can be a really cool guy and will make you laugh and he likes staying fit at all time.
Oh Watch Out Crackhead Carlos Is Coming With Another Superpower he might make a dildo Appear.
Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.
Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.
by HotDogDealer69 October 17, 2019
Get the Carlosmug. by XxAsian_BoixX November 10, 2020
Get the Carlosmug.