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Michigan Cancer

During the snow months, the Michigan DOT pours tons of salt on the roads to melt the snow and ice. If you don't wash your car once a week, the rust spreads rapidly, especially around the wheel wells and door panels.
Man, the way Jack's car is eaten up with Michigan cancer, if he goes above ten m.p.h., chunks will start falling off!
by tbbrick September 8, 2006
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Fun cancer

The type of cancer that Dylan Capp has it’s kinda contagious but if u stay away from the retard ya won’t get it. If u do get it u will act super autistic!
Do you have a case of fun cancer ? I do I got it from Dylan capp
by Dylan Capp January 31, 2018
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cancer bush

Pubic hair shaved quickly before going out, leaving uneven patches behind, thus, giving the appearance one might find in a cancer patient whose hair is falling out.
Dude, my pubs look like a chemo patient's! I'm never going to get laid with this cancer bush...
by Jazzual June 14, 2011
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social cancer

The infection caused by tolerating federal-, state-, and local socialism
by IBleedForCountry July 31, 2011
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cancer stick

a cigarette(from the fact that smoking causes cancer)
My older half-brother went outside for a cancer stick.
by Light Joker December 26, 2004
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Cancer Bats

The Cancer Bats are band of debatable genre (mostly hardcore/ metalcore/ punk) from Toronto, Ontario (Canada) who epitomize the punk lifestyle; living out of their vans, eating cheap food and partying all night every night. They have been together officially since 2004, released their first album in 2006 (Birthing the Giant), and have just released their newest album (Hail Destroyer).
The Cancer Bats consist of:
Liam Cormier- Vocals
Scott Middleton- Guitar
Jaye R. Schwarzer- Bass
Mike Peters- Drums
To date they have featured such artists as Alexisonfire's Wade MacNeil and George Pettit, Rise Against's Tim McIlrath, and Billy Talent's Ben Kowalewicz on their tracks.
They are the peddlers of the "be sweet or die" lifestyle/phrase.
The Cancer Bats are awesome and their shows are rad.
by Love Martha May 19, 2008
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cancer sticker

by h. jablome October 27, 2008
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