I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

I Am Subterfuge Personified, Call Me Hellstrom

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I Am Subterfuge Personified, Call Me Hellstrom

by SuchBackSmacker March 15, 2025

Call Me What You Like

also known as CMWYL, its an absolute fuckin BANGER by lovejoy, if you dont agree just listen to the bridge because oH MY HOLY DAMN-

Nigel: yo you heard of Call Me What You Like?
Dave: you've got to stop recommending me shit i dont like nigel
Nigel: just listen to the bridge
Dave: fine

*listens to CMWYL bridge*

Dave: still mid
Nigel: shut the fuck up dave

by somebody.but.not.you.ew January 21, 2024

Slap my ass and call me porky

Missourian slang for excitement

Slap my ass and call me porky, that's some good jambalaya

by Boyfromthecrik August 17, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

you calling me a lier

Well I ain't calling you a truther

In Drake and Josh Drake and Josh you calling me a lier

by JOHN CENAAAAAAAAAAA April 6, 2017

slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024