Crispy Calamari

Receiving a reach around in a restaurant bathroom stall

When we were out at Applebee’s, she gave me a crispy calamari.

by anonymous March 21, 2025

Forbidden Calamari

The ring of leftover skin from a circumcision that resembles a ring of calamari.

I forgot something inside my doctors office after getting a circumcision, when I went back in I saw him putting salt on my forbidden calamari, I was horrified.

by Chester the mole tester December 4, 2025

ishita fromhindi clasas

so bs=a=icslu shres this like girlin my hiundi calls hat i tqalk to sometimes yesh i kinda apodted her last yearand im hyere wutyh her again. ok so yeah shes kinda pervy herself cslling ou =teachers but ass fat like nah u gay for that fam. but anyways yeah yeah um sge is with a guy hnow that is easy to draw ya okwsowe gottta gonow bye maybe well toone backinsometime. toodles

bro shes her. she ishita fromhindi clasas

by anonymous January 20, 2024

Eu ma duc in clasa intai

Song by Alexunea TV which ended up getting used by TikTok users to make sarcastic videos about getting in first grade (even if they aren't)

"Eu ma duc in clasa intai, am uitat de jucarii, eu de astazi sunt scolar, am ghiozdan si abecedar"

by nr1turinglovefan September 14, 2025