daddy crocs

the only living man who actually pulls hoes in crocs
I can’t believe daddy crocs

dropped another girls panties in crocs
by Soggycracker01 November 16, 2017
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Croc-hands

The kind of boy who walks out of a room wearing pink crocs on his hands, and then screams and/or cries when you call him croc-hands.
Hey, you know that kid Jeremy? Yeah, his name is croc-hands now.
by EliteSniper4000 October 04, 2016
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Cum Crocs

The pair of crocs used by males as a vessel to receive seminal fluid instead of the vaginal canal. Commonly used by college students.
Bro, quick lemme bust in your cum crocs!

Uh, whats that smell?

oh, fuck I might be wearing my cum crocs.
by yeeyee dipski in the lipski December 08, 2019
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Croc-ing

Any activity involving Crocs ®
The couple were croc-ing through the mall gracefully.
by NvteDogg December 30, 2020
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Croc Slap

When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.
I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.
by MrMagicFingersz March 06, 2020
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Croc Slap

When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.
I Croc slapped my friend after he said some very strange things to me the other day.
by MrMagicFingersz March 06, 2020
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Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.
Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
by Pussdrop October 22, 2019
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