Content Junkie

An addict who perpetually consumes dull content in video games and movies. They climb aboard the hype train each year and are thrilled to receive the half-baked, steaming pile of dog shit products they were misled to buy. They develop amnesia so they can continue to cope with the copy and paste mechanics, repetitive side missions, and terrible storylines that have been re-hashed to them over and over again. A good story means nothing to them, all they want is mind-numbing special effects and action sequences. They do not consume because they want to, they consume because they need to.

The saying “wide as an ocean, deep as a puddle,” is a concept that is very alien to them.

Not to be confused with a normie because this individual is an addict.

“Dude, did you see the new Far Cry trailer? Holy shit it looks so good! This year is stacked! We’re gonna get Madden 22, COD Vanguard, Battlefield 2042, and a new Assassin’s Creed!"
"No, I'm not remotely interested in games made for content junkies."

by Giant Dousch February 12, 2022

content cremator

Person who puts up the crappiest content ever.

I never look at his stuff. He’s a content cremator.

by Screaming Old Man April 18, 2022

content cremator

Someone who puts up crap as content.

Willy is a content cremator. Don’t even bother looking at his stuff.

by Screaming Old Man April 19, 2022

Content

A youtube video.

That content is hot!

by Jonathanpoop123 February 10, 2021

Good Content

A YouTuber with over 20k subscribers who posts as his name states good content.

Have you watched Good Content

by Tyler Kline YT February 28, 2021

The only word without a badword/sexual content

Finally!
This word doesnt have the words s##t, f##k, b####h, a##, etc.

Me: I have the the only word without a badword/sexual content!
UrbDic: Ima end this man's whole career

by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

Sterling Content

A term simpletons use to make their lame arse contributions to social media sites sound remotely interesting even though they're Cleary a sandwich short of a picnic.

Because I love to contribute Sterling Content to the canoe, here's a picture of an underage Japanese popstar

by Henry Daunt April 14, 2021