A person who read the first paragraph on communism in Wikipedia and thought it sounded really cool. Usually middle-class, teenaged, high in acne, listens to soviet march music on YouTube and then goes down into the comment section to type "Workers of the world, unite!". Doesn't actually really know anything about communism.
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2.There are usually very few gang activities in areas controled by CCP.
3.Mao is a creation of CCP, not vice-versa.
2.There are usually very few gang activities in areas controled by CCP.
3.Mao is a creation of CCP, not vice-versa.
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To masturebate in someone else's house; or someone else's property. In many countries this is a sign of deepest gratitude to your host, but it is best advised to check with a local before starting up your engines. This is different from public masturbation.
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Get the Flying in Communist Airspace mug.A communist that actually is not a dick (like the winning majority in history have been), thinks you can only have communism if it is based purely on rational human self-interest and desire, and would rather not have a revolution at all than have one that leads to something worse than you started with. A person who wants communism without MarxISM or any other "persons-name-ism".
"My best friend is a libertarian communist -- he reads Noam Chomsky but doesn't call himself a 'Chomskyan'."
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Get the fifth communist mug.A person of extreme left-winged ideologies who happens to dwell his parent's basement and complain about capitalism on the internet, and how terrible Trump is, without realizing that the internet is the product of capitalism.
"The Basement Communist munched on his gummy bears while he tweeted out #ResistCapitalism on Twitter."
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You're such a keyboard communist, Todd, while you sip your $7 Starbucks latte in your BMW and tweet from your $1200 iPhone X on your way back from Whole Foods with your au pair. Taxation is theft, bitch!
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