columbus cloud

The first cloud to discover America, set sailing upon the wind

I saw the Columbus cloud last night. It was sailing mighty in the breeze.

by Yelnoco November 22, 2016

Faze Columbus

A weird man that is apart of faze and gets swatted all the time he climbs in the vents to get away from the swat team . He has a lot of cats and he likes to eat pies with rats in it. He also has a Glock 17 when the swat team is in his house. He also likes to jump out of windows to get away from the swat team.

Faze Columbus got swatted .

by TheGUYTHATGETSWEIRD March 8, 2019

east columbus

An area of the city of Columbus where it is so ghetto, it has regularly been called “100x worse than Youngstown, OH”. Imagine the city of Youngstown, then think worse.

Where do you live?

Youngstown

Oh, that’s not nearly as bad as East Columbus.

by Miles250 October 9, 2018

COLUMBUS GUYS

Introducing Columbus Guys. The douchiest, self absorbed, nastiest dudes you’ll ever meet. Half of all Miami girls want to fuck them just because it’s the hype. Literally any girl, Lourdes girls, st Brendan girls, reef girls, etc... will fuck a guy from Columbus, and by any guy I mean even the ugliest motherfucker you can possibly imagine. On the bright side there are some Columbus guys who are actually really fuckin cool.

Columbus Guys
Girl 1: hey have you seen Jeremy from Columbus?!
Girl 2: the really ugly one?
Girl 1: BRO HES SO FUCKING FINE, I can just see past the ugliness
Girl 2 (normal human): girl ikyfl...

by St Brendan April 26, 2019

Columbus hot finger

When you get all up in your lady and don't wash the wing sauce of your fingers first.

I took this bitch out in the wild wings parking lot and got spicy with the Columbus hot finger.

by Othick January 2, 2018

columbus cauliflower

The Columbus Cauliflower is an act during anal intercourse where the engaging members do not use lubrication. When the penis is initially shoved into the anal cabin, then snatched out at an alarming speed. The result of said action is an "inside-out" anal cavity, resulting in the imagine of a cauliflower, thus, the name Columbus Cauliflower. The origins of the name come from the city of Columbus, Ga, where the sexual act became popular among high school adolescents in the late 2000's.

My girlfriend forgot the KY lubricant, so I gave her a Columbus Cauliflower so that she never forgets again.

by BackDoePedro February 10, 2017

columbus mason

Fuckin legend

Person 1: “do u know Columbus mason?”
Person 2: “yeah he’s a fuckin legend”

by sc000tt January 9, 2021