wanking claw

Deformed hand used primarily for wanking. Can be used in many jokes.

Damian: What is happening over there
Thomas Kiely: Nothing, im just itchy
Everyone: No, He's masterbating
Louis: Wanking Claw!

by Tyler Williams June 18, 2006

carey claw

the method of wanking, unlike the ordinary way, it is where the hand is in the shape of a claw and it moves up and down which can give pleasure.

person 1: im gonna have a wank
person 2: have a carey claw instead, its better

by dave taylor August 11, 2007

Monster Claws

-Noun

Also known as "Monster Paws."

1.) A term coined by singer Lady GaGa after the release of her song, "Bad Romance," in which she demonstrates a Michael Jackson a la "Thriller" hand motion. It is formed by spacing the fingers apart and contorting them, as if mocking the claw of an animal, or - more fittingly - a monster.

2.) A hand sign often displayed at Lady GaGa concerts by fans in which they mirror the aforementioned action.

1.) GaGa flashes her Monster Claws when she hangs up on Beyonce in the music video for "Telephone."

2.) When she was live in Chicago, GaGa yelled at the crowd to "get those claws up, monsters! I wanna see your monster claws!"

by Patrykowski21 March 13, 2010

Wanking Claw

A deformed hand, caused by a near endless amount of masturbation. All that wanking causes the subjects hand to shape into a claw-like entity that forms perfectly around penis shaped objects.

John: Eh Wayne, you holdin' an invisible water bottle?
Wayne: Nay John, thats my wanking claw.
John: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Thats knarly gross!
Wayne: Aye, I was up till 8 this morning tryin to pitch one off.
John: Yikes.... well from the looks of that claw you've got one awful small wee-wee.
Wayne: (sighs)Aye... well I'm off to the loo.
John: To do what?
Wayne: (holding claw) What do you think?

by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 8, 2008

claw

To use the index and middle fingers to pull a thong out of a girl's pants.

"Dude, LaBrandon just clawed Natalie in front of everyone!"
"Man! I wish I could claw Natalie, she's hot!"

by Amaal Greenwood-Goodwin January 8, 2007

Clazzy

Crazy, cool, awesome

"it's gettin real clazzy it's outta control...."

Often used after "Hella"
"That is hella clazzy"

by The Second Precint March 5, 2009

clazy

a state of crazy + lazy to result in an embodiment of crazed and lazy

Me Love You Long Time, You So Clazy

by chupa chups August 1, 2008