Brand women

A women who has had so much obvious plastic surgery that she no longer has the ability to smile walk or talk and can use her tits to float when thrown overboard on a boat

Look at that fucking brand women dude

by UserBOI0901826 October 30, 2018

Brand AIDS

Its when someone loves a brand so much that he/she buys every product that brand introduces...

In the mall...

A: a Nivea facewash, a Nivea roll on, a Nivea cream, a Nivea aftershave, ....
B: Nivea Nivea Nivea??? WTF???
C: aaahm... He's having Brand AIDS with Nivea...

by Kush_Colossus November 20, 2015

Brand-used

something that has been used but is still brand new to you.

someone who wears a shirt one time and lets you have it. you just got a brand-used T-shirt

by chrisloves40s September 9, 2011

lukas brand

The coolest person on earth. He has muscles like the hulk and is sexlife is lit. Lukas is the BeatBox-Master.

Lukas is cool.

Lukas Brand is very cool

by CancerBoy April 4, 2017

brand nauseum

A yet-to-be-publicised medical condition in which a member of the audience of a Brand New show feels sick, and eventually has to run out of the crowd in order to vomit his/her brains out. The cause for this condition is yet to be determined, but is largely thought to be influenced by excitement of seeing the band, which is cranked up to a dangerously high level, thus weakening the body's natural defense systems and causing the victim to fall sick.

I suffered brand nauseum while Brand New was playing.

by dr. frank-n-furter. July 19, 2009

Brand Moves

Your personal brand is your overall image and what the community thinks about you. Every move you make in life has some sort of impact on your brand. Think of it as a stock, it can increase or decrease or stay consistent. Your friends you hang out with most are called your executives. They help make decisions that impact your brand. Keep in mind, every CEO makes decisions about their company without the knowledge of executives or the community. These decisions are known as under the table deals. These do not impact the brand originally, but if they get out they can be terrible for the brand and tank the stock.

Did you make any brand moves this weekend?

Yeah, smashed a 2 hoping to keep it under the table but she told everybody and the brand tanked.

by Bigshmoneydawg May 16, 2021

Brand Bandit

When the Brand bandit Aggressively Destroys another man’s Anus.

Luke: hey see that guy over there Asleep

Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit

by Classic Ormeau May 1, 2022