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bounce mode

the positioning of your car while parking so you can pull forward out of the spot. In a parking lot this requires pulling through a spot, or backing in. For parallel parking this means to take the forwardmost spot in a line of spots. Referred to as bounce mode because it awards the driver the fastest possible escape, or ability to "bounce". Always handy in a qustionable situation.
"man, if this shit goes bad, we'll need to get out quick, so make sure that shit is parked in bounce mode."
by apewrath June 17, 2005
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Bouncing Eyes

The motion your eyes get when you look at a thick, bouncing woman's ass while walking behind her, or when this same instance occurs with boobs from the front (ex females jogging)
Example 1
Guy 1: "Dude, I got a problem..."
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "I get bouncing eyes when walking with my girlfriend, I get it real bad..."
Guy 2: "Well just stare at your girlfriend until the nice meat in front of you goes away."
Guy 1: "Thanks man, I'll try that."

Example 2
*walking with friend*
Guy 1: "Joe put away those bouncin' eyes you look like your on a damn pogo stick!"
by _Gnasher_ April 8, 2013
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Honda Bounce

When a crappy old honda is so low that the suspension can't even compress when it hits a bump so the whole car along with the people inside do a little "bounce" on every bump
"Hey look at that lowered civic behind us! He's got the Honda bounce!"
by thechatroulletteguy December 6, 2012
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bouncing betty

A type of landmine that waits for about five seconds after being set off, then flies up in the air and explodes at crotch or head level. Source of the myth that you can just stay on a landmine and be safe, although in real life trying that would just make your leg explode.
If you trip a bouncing betty, the best plan is probably to duck.
by GuesssWho9 September 14, 2016
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Cramer bounce

When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...
by gregory trayne May 29, 2008
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mouse bounce

Origins trace back to the Mousecat sometimes reffered to as Moosecat.The coolest of cool dance moves.. An up and down bouncing motion generally performed while driving but can be performed just as easily walking, eating, or while having sex. Easy to pull off but extremely difficult to perfect. When performed as awesome as the Mousecat, it is a sure fire way of attracting females and panda bears of all types. Also, it makes vaginas cry.
"How did that guy become so cool and get all those wet girls?"
" I dont know but ive never seen anyone mouse bounce like that before!"
"Oh shit look out for the panda bear!"
by Herbie Skwirtz February 3, 2010
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boutta bounce

About to run, leave quickly, or get out of t(here)
Jake: "I went into the gas station restroom to pee and as soon as I stepped foot I was boutta bounce. It was so disgusting."
by Neutral Nandy August 14, 2017
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