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Butterscotch Bandit

A guy who likes to lick the anus of his lover.
Matthew McConaughey is well known for being a Butterscotch Bandit, that’s why all the girls want to get in bed with him. .
by Mark from Dallas November 23, 2020
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Bitterfitta

A Swedish slang word for a bitter, jealous or butthurt person, literaly meaning bitter pussy
A: Fyfan vad sur hon blev när hon förlorade på uno!
B: Ja, altså vilken jävla Bitterfitta.
by Melkor_Mellanmjölk May 26, 2021
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bittercasting

An emotionally based negative weather forecast (from the perspective of the author) made by a weather enthusiast, or 'weather weenie', usually after having high hopes of extreme weather dampened due to unfavorable closer-to-event model runs, or the real time nowcast of a storm. Most often found on Weather forums online. Individuals residing in the Ohio Valley and Midwest are particularly vulnerable to such a condition, as these regions are often left out of large winter storms, and can often miss out on many severe weather events. See the so-called "Donut-Hole" effect.
It's one thing to be bummed out on missing a storm, but Jimmy's overly pessimistic rant added nothing to the discussion, and was tantamount to bittercasting.
by dodusdood January 12, 2022
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Butterscotch Voice

An incredibly warm, sweet and rich vocal tone in any register, male or female, that is pure ear candy.
by Whosmymuse February 23, 2023
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butters my cheems

Widely considered to be the antithesis of "grinding one's gears", this describes the feelings of elation one might experience if a light layer of butter was to be deposited upon one's cheems. Alternatively, one could describe a lack of butter on one's cheems as a good thing.
Person 1: I just graduated, my cheems could not be more buttered right now.
Person 2: What??
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Person 1: Man, when will this guy get out of the passing lane?!
Person 2: Yeah I hate that, seeing this happen really butters my cheems.
by the real Clayton E. March 9, 2023
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Butterscotch Boss

Someone who looks Irish with a rich

car-a-mel skin tone. Is a minimum of 6’2”, with a red beard, claims to have an above average penis, and has a golf handicap of 12 or below. “FANTASTIC” is the word of choice when describing anything- with a red vein protruding through his/her forehead… his lie-mometer.
I hooked up with a butterscotch boss last night and my side walls are bruised, but damn that smooth caramel skin made everything better.
by ButterScotch Boss June 28, 2023
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Bitter mint

A specific, rare flavour of cum / semen only produced by a few men on earth.
Typically, those men turn out to be transgender in their teens, so they won't have their rare flavour of sperm for very long.
Also, they are all mostly players of a popular Roblox game Juke's Towers of Hell.

Can also be used as a synonym for cum / semen.
Me: Ouugh... Aahh.. I'm.. I'm about to....
Me: I'm Bitter Minting!

Girl: Woah. It's mint Flavored!

Me: Yeah. I Love JToH. My hardest tower is ToDIE. Without noclip.

Girl: Wow! I love you, Zabregah!
Girl: You're my hero!

Me: Yeah. But I'm trans. Also we're Esexing. Lol.
by Monsterblock October 17, 2023
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