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Birthday Sex Syndrome

This is a condition that occurs as a result of one person having a birthday. The song "Birthday Sex" will play in one's head the entire day, nonstop, and cannot be cured. this condition is made several times worse if the said person doesn't actually have sex on his Birthday.
Bill was found in his room, in the fetal position, screaming," I HATE YOU JERIMIAH" ... Birthday Sex Syndrome has claimed another victim.
by BirthdayGoneBad July 13, 2010
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giving birth

To defecate a volume that one is not accustomed to; the act of voiding feces in masses comparable to a newborn child.
After being constipated for three days, Wesley's trip to the lavatory felt like giving birth.
by Pirut Jaque May 19, 2005
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17th Birthday

The birthday inbetween your the two most important birthdays in your life, the one where you get your driver's license and the one when you become an adult, therefore making the 17th the most pointless birthday ever. Just another day of the year, with presents. (Hopefully a new car)
Matt: Isn't it your 17th birthday today?
Hayden: Yeah, but who gives a shit? I'm just looking forward to the next one.
by TJ Hood February 22, 2010
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Birthday Deal

A birthday deal is an agreement made between a guy and his girlfriend/wife. Every year, on Partner A's birthday, Partner B will do what's agreed upon in the birthday deal. Partner B will likely agree to the terms of the birthday deal in exchange for having his/her own.

The birthday deal was introduced nationally on the second episode of Rules of Engagement called, "The Birthday Deal."
Woman- "For my birthday deal we're gonna get mani's, pedi's, facials and then watch romantic movies till I fall asleep in your arms. What do you want for your birthday honey?"

Man- "Oh you'll be getting a facial alright..."
by nakedlove April 7, 2010
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Birthe

Birthe is the word for the hottest chick on earth. Tall, blond and freakin attractive. If you go for a Birthe be prepared to have the best night ever.
Guy A: Men, last nite I had to choose between Pamela, Paris and Birthe.
Guy B.: What did you do?
Guy A: I took all of them but Birthe was deinately the hottest.
by Polaboy April 9, 2011
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Beyond Birthday

A sexy man who is after L in Another Note: LABB Murder Case. More commonly referred to as BB. He looks exactly like L. He is not a cannibal as most people thnk, but he is insane.
person 1: "what are u doing?"
person2: "I am a corpse. i cannot answer because i am dead."
person 1: "stop trying to be Beyond Birthday."
by LiquidSugar December 15, 2008
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Birthing the Unicorn

To have an experience so fantastical that the world seems an utterly cold and charmless place in comparison. As it would after waking from a dream where you witness the live birth of a unicorn.
Barnabus fell into a state of catatonic depression after Birthing the Unicorn at the Taylor Swift concert.
by Bieber's Monkey April 4, 2013
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