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Major League Baseball

noun. A secret about other people that can not be shared with other parties without the express written permission of the parties involved.
man 1: Did you hear about how Dave got that stripper fired last week?

man 2: Shut up, that's Major League Baseball.
by tedsghost August 8, 2008
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Indian Baseball

Baseball-esque game. Needed: at least two players, bat, ball.
One player stands at home plate. He tosses the ball up and hits it, usually as far as he can. He places the bat across the front of home plate. The first fielder to reach the ball stops where he got it and throws/rolls the ball towards home plate in an attempt to hit the bat. If he hits it, he is the new batter. Otherwise, the current batter remains.

Variations include: a ball caught in the air is an automatic exchange of batters; if the ball pops up after hitting the bat and is caught by the batter, he is still the batter.
-Hey, wanna play Indian Baseball?
-Might as well, we don't have enough for a real American ball game
by Hardball champ June 22, 2011
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chinese baseball

1. Cutting in line, a sport in Asia. 2. China's national pastime
Chinese people will take every opportunity to cut in line unless you ride the ass of the person in front of you. Generally seen as China's national pastime, the behavior is affectionately referred to by outsiders as Chinese baseball. "Look at that fool steal second"
by Zornix November 10, 2011
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Puerto Rican Baseball Cap

The resultant poop on the tip of one's penis, following the act of anal penetration. Sometimes abbreviated to PRBC.
That girl needs a series of enemas, you should have seen the ridiculous puerto rican baseball cap I was wearing after we boned in the butt.
by The Lexipornographer August 23, 2011
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baseball

a boring sport for a bunch of fat lazy people who want to make an excuse for being athletes. They get paid millions for sitting on their asses then spitting tobacco then probably actually getting near the ball 5 times in about 4 hours. Totally gay and probably worse than nascar.
Johnny: I'm gay and fat lets go play baseball!!!
Brad: No you fat faggot bitch
by dankith February 17, 2007
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Baseball

by PUNX April 9, 2005
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baseball

The most boring sport. Sports like basketball, football, hockey, soccer, and lacrosse are much more exciting and fun to watch. It is not America's pastime, football is. It doesn't take as much athleticism as football or basketball, and doesn't take as much stamina as soccer or hockey. Lacrosse is also much harder to play. The game stops practically every five seconds, which makes watching it impossible. Most athletes are naturally gifted, while most baseball players are only good becuase they take steroids or some kind of performance enhancer.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch the baseball game? Derek Jeter has an amazing .321 batting average and 92 runs!

Guy 2: You're a faggot.
by G- Bizzle October 23, 2007
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