The “Grbelja Award” is a hotly contested award amongst Western Australian cyclists. The award is given to the individual who shares the most shocking photograph imaginable to WhatsApp. The award is given out on an annual basis.
by Maxwatts September 14, 2019

A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014

This means some one or something that is So Beautiful that you complement them or it, by awarding this. SO BEAUTIFUL contains every vowel of the English language.
by MarcTheCelebrityCarpetCleaner June 9, 2015

An email sent to a bidding contractor to inform said contractor that they have won the contract and are fid'n to get paid.
Upon his Grammy Awardal, Drake found the courage to invite Rihanna take a trip to Greece with him.
Larry of Lions Building inc. got an email letting him know that he had received the Awardal from the Build Company to do indoor plumbing and he could now make it rain at his local strip club.
Larry of Lions Building inc. got an email letting him know that he had received the Awardal from the Build Company to do indoor plumbing and he could now make it rain at his local strip club.
by Swaybles October 18, 2019

D-I-M Award is short for Dick In Mouth Award. As in the person has a dick in their mouth(Metaphorically Speaking) and they are so good at it they win an award.
Matt: I cant believe John cheated on you Lilly!
Lilly: I know he totally deserves the DIM Award.
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Mike: yea you cant just take that and eat it in the store dude....umm...paul..
Sara: Yea he wins the DIM Award for today.
Lilly: I know he totally deserves the DIM Award.
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Mike: yea you cant just take that and eat it in the store dude....umm...paul..
Sara: Yea he wins the DIM Award for today.
by TDids April 1, 2010

The award given to extraordinary performances on a sporting field due to non participation in the actual event.
Rocksy was presented with the Kano award, without his contribution the team could not have played so well.
by Mike Siko December 2, 2009

I heard That Person Over There Took 4Hours to cum while masturvbating last night,
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award
Wow, He Deserves The Lifetime Wank Award
by uuuuhuhuhuhuhuhu June 25, 2010
