Auntie paulie

Pronounced Anti-Polly; Derived from the colloquial saying Polly want a cracker. A Caucasian woman who is very talkative and repetitive that tends to favour men of a darker complexion.

Auntie paulie is going to jamaica again

by Djstories February 21, 2024

auntie-hero

Da sister of a child's parent who does little to further said little one's upbringing, maturing, education, etc.

Da typical auntie-hero is a lady who both disregards what a child's parents are trying to teach him, AND in fact becomes an unhealthy "hero" to said pint-sized human by refuting da less-palatable-but-correct teachings and necessary directives of said parents, often even doing da exact opposite of da child's mom and/or dad, such as allowing him to behave in a wild and unruly manner, not insisting dat he perform his duties/chores, giving him money and/or rich/sugary foods, etc.

by QuacksO January 12, 2023

auntie-dote

Where a parent's sister lavishes attention/resources on the person's impressionable youngster, causing said toddler to become selfish and demanding.

There is no known "antidote" for the effects of "auntie-dote" on a child --- once a kiddo has a taste of "the good life", his expectations/desires become permanently "stretched" or "expanded", and then he'll never again be content with just mediocre/Spartan lifestyle-choices.

by QuacksO August 10, 2018

1st place auntie

An Aunt who isn't just the best auntie oh no! She is the 1st place auntie

Ella l: i love you Aunt Jessica you are the best auntie but aunt hope is the 1st place auntie sorry but that's my opinion

by elsa'sfriend April 21, 2019

Auntie Doris

Auntie Doris, the evil witch who took your soul.

Auntie Doris whose been dead for six hundred years and can now walk the earth.

Auntie Doris who takes on the form of a man! Uncle Herb enters the room carrying a purple robe. Uncle Herb: I just bought this at Goodwill. A: Auntie Doris who?

"Oh god. Fo-for some reason this literally only works... properly on with uh... knock knock jokes."

~ Markiplier after reading the Auntie Doris script, 2022

by MorningTeddyBear April 12, 2025

aunty

used for elder women

AUNTY Shamita Shetty is way more classy and degnified than required

by preetu87678 February 20, 2022

twitter auntie

crazy bitch who follows a person's pregnancy through social media and feels an attachment when the baby is born

tara: omg look he growin up so fast!!
eric: whose baby is that?
tara: this girl i follow on twitter
eric: omg bitch you're a twitter auntie

by lowkeylonely March 3, 2016