Arse Face

When i person pulls down there trousers and rubs their bare ass on someone's face, generally ensuring that their nose is up their ass crack. Sometimes a person will just sit on their face, and not move, getting full ass sniffage.

I'm going to give jack an arse face and shove his nose up my ass crack

by chafing June 25, 2008

arse face

Some whose face resembles a someone's backside; a horrible looking person.

God bless that man; with a face like an arse and an arse like a face, he's a bonafide arse face.

by Sean Scrivener January 29, 2005

Fuck Arse

A complete tool, A Jerk, knob, idiot, turd, git, gimboid etc, etc.

"That guy is a total Fuck Arse"

by hitman February 12, 2004

my arse

Big ugly hairy thing i sit on.

If you got a problem you can kiss my arse

by NegroJoe May 29, 2004

arse biscuits

originated from "father ted", often used in conjuction with the phrase bum-flaps

Oh bloody arse biscuits.
serves u right for being such a bum-flap.

by jimbo jones June 18, 2004

arse

A hole used primarily for the dispensing of fecal matter. Sometimes the insertion of oblongated objects such as various fruits, vegetables, broomsticks, fingers, penises, etc. are allowed entrance into this sacred area. The size of the anus can vary depending on the size of fecal matter dispersement, as well as what types of objects are inserted into this area.

jackt put his dick in Jessi's arse, and fuck her in anus

by palmerdior October 7, 2011

Duck Arse

8 out 10 Proctologists agree that a duck arse is commonly associated with woman and are usually larger than a Booty but smaller than a Toyota Echo. Symptoms include an abnormaly upright strutting woman with a large bulbus ass pertruding from spandex or stretched jogging pants.

Yo that chick heading out for a dip is going to displace some serious H2O with that DUCK ARSE, ya heard!

by T-DawG November 23, 2004