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Arkansas Pork Fist

To perform this maneuver, bring home a burly female in order best imitate the anatomy of a pig. During sex, place her in the doggy style position and lube up your dominant fist and forearm with lukewarm bacon grease. Place your clenched fist roughly 3 inches from her beaver, and, without warning, thrust your fist far inside her whilst yelling “WOO PIG SOOIE!” in true Arkansas fashion. Sit back and enjoy as she squeals like a pig!
I’d love to take that hog home and show her what a proper Arkansas Pork Fist is all about!
by DegenerateTool1234 November 15, 2023
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Arkansas Shauntail

While fishing with your buddies, the act of removing your clothing and fingering your belly button while simultaneously jiggin or jerking your/their rod.
Poor Paul was never quite the same after he got one of them Arkansas Shauntails…
by hoosierdaddy3 November 18, 2021
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The Arkansas Theory

A theory that suggests that most - if not ALL people from Arkansas are the most oppressed minority in the U.S. compared to every other minority that suffers from oppression.
It's a shame that Rusty keeps on being bullied.

Wait - isn't she from Arkansas? Wouldn't The Arkansas Theory go into effect?

Maybe.
by KITTYCOWDY April 14, 2025
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Arkansas headlock

When a man wraps his legs around his partners head with his penis in his partners mouth
She said she gave a good blowjob, I asked her if she had ever had an Arkansas headlock.
by Skyclimber Knievel September 25, 2022
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Arkansas hair straightener

The act of jizzing in a woman's hair and putting her hair in your ass. After, clench your cheeks and pull the hair through, in order to straighten it.
Yesterday Aidan and I did the Arkansas hair straightener and it worked like a charm. My hair has never been more straight.
by Mr. Sumo88 April 25, 2024
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Arkansas slurpee

When you suck out your bother or sisters cum through a straw
Come here sis, when you cum let me know because Uncle Joe showed me how to do an Arkansas slurpee
by 333bam September 14, 2024
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Arkansas cum and queef

The term for ejaculating inside another persons arsehole and having it farted back in your own face.
Hey Jamie, I heard Andrew just did an Arkansas cum and queef with Jai, Andrew got shit and cum all over his face.
by currypowder42 January 16, 2025
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