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Ancient asshole

Refers to a taste so putrid and soul-crushing that one may prefer to ingest the powdered bodily chocolate-starfish region remains of mumified corpses from bygone days.

A taste emanating from such a foul smell that it transfers onto your taste buds.
Why that brother sniffing MD? It tastes like ancient asshole.

The best thing for a cold is ginger, lemon, honey and garlic. But the garlic makes that concoction taste like ancient asshole.

The other night I was getting lucky with this hot lil thing at mine. I stuck my tongue right down there and it tasted like ancient asshole so I threw her right back out on them streets.
by SouthseaBoyoUK October 23, 2025
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the ancient dance

A stage in a high schoolers life where you go out and make out with a girl. Basically the synonym for a makeout session. Used by pimps only.
James-Hey susan wanna try the ancient dance tonight?
Susan- Sure Jim! and i will s ur dub as well!
by the bwc May 16, 2006
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The Ancient Gods

The two who had created the entire universe. It is said they hid away, stored on a far away replica planet of Earth. Given the names Chelly and Arson, they're believed to be awaiting the fall of humanity. The final bosses. Codependent, if one is fallen the other will mourn the others disappearance until reunited.
"The Ancient Gods? Aren't those just myths?"

"Myths? Would they be myths when suddenly all the Maze Runner copies have been stolen? They're coming, and they want their Earth Gummies."
by Trash The Trashmouth June 19, 2021
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The Ancient One

An old creature roaming the surf servers looking for its prey.
The Ancient One is coming! Watch out!
Oh no, quick, change to server 4!
by FeuerHydrant22 July 8, 2021
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The Ancient Chicken

1. An a temporal baby Cochin Bantam chicken that exists as the collective conscience of all the souls of its inter dimensional counterparts.

Can only be contained by a vessel that can stay in control of its original conscience.

2. A profile on social media

3. Someone you might get airdropped by if you have your airdrop open
1. “Wtf is an ancient chicken”

2. “Bro this kid named @The_Ancient_Chicken just replied to my comment”

3. “Who tf is The Ancient Chicken?!”
by The_Ancient_Chicken October 6, 2021
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Rappos anchins

When you're about to join the street racing scene and someone yells "LIGHT EM UP BOYS"
"Ay yo... Here we go! Light em up boys... Rappos anchins... LETS GO!!!"
by patroolf December 4, 2022
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The Ancient Interface

When you're high as shit and trying to use a computer and you feel like you're using the first OS ever created, in ancient times.
I just need to connect my airpods. Shit, I've stumbled into the Ancient Interface.
by ellietonin October 24, 2025
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