Indigenous Australian

The first peoples to live in Australia, they can be all forms of skin tones especially since Britain Colonised Australia, though those with entire Indigenous Australian heritage and not mixed are typically dark brown. They have hundreds of different cultures and languages, and the Dreaming, a belief system. They represent around 3+% of the Australian population and were hard done by and still are by the Australian Government.

This Language is an Indigenous Australian language.

by DcD2510 November 22, 2017

Australian Handshake

When a boy or girl is receiving a hand job or being fingered. This can include the Australian Kiss.

"Man, she gave me the best Australian Handshake!"

"The sex wasn't great, but he sure can give an amazing Australian Handshake"

by Cupid14♡ February 24, 2015

Australian Thanksgiving

In Australia, the Australian Thanksgiving all started with the great "Pillage The Wallaby's Run". This event was called upon by the Prime Minister on May 1, 1657, to boost the country's morale after the tragic Kangaroo shortage in the prior year. The Wallaby run transformed into the Australian Thanksgiving where all cities congregate to hold a massive wallaby hunt the night before, and feast on the day of Australian Thanksgiving. Nowadays, the traditions have slowly faded and people will just purchase already prepared wallaby dinners from their local grocer.

I'm sure glad I have these wallaby's already in the freezer for Australian Thanksgiving!

by wallabeezy May 16, 2011

Shitty Australian

This is when you are naked from the waist down wearing super thick boots. You then stand on the toilet to take a shit because you are afraid that an australian sized spider will crawl up and bite you on the ass.

"Sara saw a video online of a giant spider swimming in the toilet after some Australian flushed. Now she only takes a shitty australian when she has to poop."

by The Dark Naga March 4, 2015

Australian Unicorn

A rare phenomenon that happens when someone pees outside on the coldest of days. The name is derived from the idea that the urine could freeze into an icicle which would resemble a horn. Therefore, that person would be a unicorn down-under or an Australian unicorn.

Bryton: Dude, what's taking so long?
Matt: It froze up on me! Ahh, it's painful!
Bryton: Haha, you're totally an Australian unicorn now!!
Andy: I can relate, that happened to me once too. Ouch!

by shame123 February 12, 2013

Australian Wastepipe

Shoving a didgeridoo into your anus with one end, pooping into it and another will receive it orally on the other end.

“I was asked if I wanted to do the Australian Wastepipe with my partner”

by Delaginger February 22, 2021

Australian doomer

A very special kind of doomer.

Aussie doomers may enjoy drinking (Victoria Bitter and Carlton is a popular choice), hanging around Coles or Ampol at night, playing video games and listening to heavy music. Doomer bands from Aus include Icehouse, Cold Chisel, Bee Gees and Nick Cave.

Usually have a more rugged appearance, including kmart clothes, flannel shirts and faded jeans, perhaps with piercings and tattoos.

May be on Centrelink payments or working as a wagecuck at factories, McDonalds, retail or as an apprentice/student if they're on the bloomer journey.

They tend to be isolated, live a pretty aimless existence and don't always see a place for themselves in this world.

Stay strong guys.

Alex to friend: "I haven't heard about Daryl in years, I wonder what he's gotten up to?"

Friend: "I heard he gave up and now plays video games in an old farmhouse on the outskirts of town"

Alex: "Sounds like Dazza's gone full Australian doomer!"

Friend: "now now, we all have an Australian doomer inside of us"

by astray doomer June 4, 2023